Ah, the ’80s and ’90s. The golden era of latchkey afternoons, solving your own problems, and quenching your thirst straight from a garden hose with a fine metallic aftertaste. If you survived unfiltered sun exposure and parents who couldn’t track your GPS between 3 PM and dinner, this tee is your official badge of honor.

Featuring a structured, classic cut that maintains sharp lines (because at least something in our lives should stay structured), it’s built to layer seamlessly with your favorite streetwear—or just wear while ignoring adult responsibilities. Soft, sarcastic, and resilient. Just like you.

The Details
100% Cotton for that classic, breathable comfort (Note: Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/poly; Heather colors are 50/50)

Midweight Fabric: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—durable enough to handle whatever feral adventure you wander into

Built to Last: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, with taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

Sourcing: Blank product thoughtfully sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Disclaimers
Due to natural fabric properties, the White variant leans off-white rather than blindingly bright.

Expect subtle dark color speckles throughout the fabric on the Natural color variant—it adds character, like a scraped knee from 1992.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!